Mug Puts - Function Theory

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Today morning I was studying Statistics to teach BSc 2nd year students as part of the community service.
From statistic got into probability and then into random variables and functions. As I was digging deeper into the functions to develop better understanding, I realized that real functions have real applications in real life. E.g.

1. Attitude is a Function
2. Excess Attitude is inversely proportional to patience, alternatively,
Excess Attitude is directly proportional to loss of patience
3. Huge loss of patience is inversely proportion to Relation
4. Relation help real world perform function smoothly

⇒ ∀ f(x) : excess of f(x) severely affects Relation, f(x) is not a real function
Transliteration: For every f(x) such that excess of f(x) severely affects Relation, f(x) is not a real function
Translation: It is not realistic to put relations at stake for a certain function

Not only real functions help understand dynamics of Relation, but also help us ask right question, E.g. Why excess of a function to break All the Relation :O?


Fact-sheet: Number of times real used: 11 (Come on be realistic, count again)